🥩 BEEFCAKE 🥩

MEDICAL STUDENT LIFTING CLUB • BEST VIEWED AT THE GYM

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THE BEEF
ORACLE

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WELCOME, SEEKER. The answers you seek are within the beef. Probably.

A ridiculous cartoon steak with giant biceps, tiny legs, sunglasses, and lightningACTUAL PHOTO OF THE ORACLE*
::: BEEF CONSULTATION TERMINAL v1.0 :::

1. SELECT YOUR CONDITION

2. PUSH THE GIANT BUTTON

⚠ WARNING: Pressing may result in motivation, a workout, or an uncomfortable amount of accountability.

★ OFFICIAL BEEF STATISTICS ★

00000000CONSULTATIONS*
× 0.454 kg
(1 prophetic pound)
0000.000KG OF BEEF DISPENSED*

* Counter stored on this device. Beef is metaphysical. Conversion factor reviewed by nobody.

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