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MEDICAL STUDENT LIFTING CLUB • BEST VIEWED BETWEEN ROUNDS
DEPARTMENT OF PORTABLE STRENGTH
TRAINING PROGRAMS
Useful training for call weeks, exam blocks, crowded gyms, and days when traveling six feet to the floor is the maximum commute.
💾 THE ZERO-EQUIPMENT BEEF PROTOCOL
NO GYM. NO MACHINES. EXCUSE UNDER REVIEW.
1 WARM UP 5 MINUTES2 CHOOSE YOUR LEVEL3 REST 60–120 SECONDS4 PROGRESS GRADUALLY
Begin with easy versions and controlled repetitions. When every set feels smooth for two sessions, add repetitions, add a round, slow the lowering phase, or choose the next variation—one change at a time.
LEVEL 1: INTERN BEEF
2–3 sessions/week · 2 rounds · comfortable effort
Chair squat × 8–12
Wall or counter push-up × 6–12
Glute bridge × 10–15
Bird dog × 6/side
Short plank × 15–25 sec
► ORDERS: Move with control. A harder variation is not better if the current one is not ready.
LEVEL 2: RESIDENT BEEF
3 sessions/week · 2–3 rounds · stop with 2–3 good reps left
Reverse lunge × 8/side
Push-up × 6–15
Single-leg bridge × 8/side
Reverse snow angel × 10–15
Side plank × 15–30 sec/side
► ORDERS: Move with control. A harder variation is not better if the current one is not ready.
LEVEL 3: ATTENDING BEEF
3 sessions/week · 3–4 rounds · controlled tempo
Rear-foot elevated split squat × 8/side
Feet-elevated push-up × 6–12
Single-leg hinge × 10/side
Pike push-up × 6–12
Hollow hold × 20–40 sec
► ORDERS: Move with control. A harder variation is not better if the current one is not ready.
5-minute warmup, 4 rounds of your current bodyweight level, then 5 minutes of easy walking and breathing.
📎 BEGINNER FIELD MANUAL
BEFORE REPORTING TO THE IRON
BRING
Water, comfortable clothing, stable shoes, and a plan simple enough to remember.
WARM UP
Use several minutes of easy movement and lighter practice sets of the exercises you will perform.
GYM ETIQUETTE
Share equipment, rerack weights, wipe surfaces, and avoid standing directly in someone’s lifting space.
ASKING FOR A SPOT
Agree on when help should be given and how the lifter wants the weight handed off before the set begins.
PROGRESSION
Add a small amount only after technique and repetitions are consistent. Training is not an emergency.
STOP SIGNALS
Stop for sharp or worsening pain, dizziness, chest pain, faintness, or unusual shortness of breath.
CLINICAL FOOTNOTE: This general program is not individualized medical care. Adapt exercises to your ability. If you are injured, pregnant/postpartum, returning after illness, or managing a health condition, seek appropriate professional guidance.🚧THIS WEBSITE IS FOREVER UNDER CONSTRUCTION🚧
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